========================================================= Categorizing Continues ========================================================= Author: * Doctor Fissionton Date: * August 2009 Content: The Categorizing process here at C.A.K.E. continues to go swimmingly. Professor Purrview and Doctor Fumbdound have discovered three new types of particles: Glue-on, Quirks, and Zaptions. I continually find myself drawn back to silly particles, however. Now, it's the job of the S.I.L.L.I. to study how those particles work - my team has already categorized them - but my suspicions of Doctor Surlee have been raised. Something is going on in that lab, and I don't know what. I stopped by the other night and he quickly disposed of a project he had on his desk -- some sort of spherical device the size of a pocket watch. He claimed that it was a new prototype for the Silly Meter, an idea of his to track the silliness throughout Toontown, but Professor Prepostera told me last week that they had wrapped up their prototype stages. Something is going on, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it. I need to find the drawer where he put that device. Addendum by Professor Purrview: Doctor Fissionton is absolutely brilliant, but he's been rather distracted ever since the S.I.L.L.I. Team took over the study of Silly Particles. I often have to remind him that we have other particles to study. I'll talk to him and get these crazy notions out of his head so that he can tell you all about Glue-on, Quirks, and Zaptions in the next Research Report. They're really quite fascinating! ## PASSWORD: PurrviewsPW ## ## UNKNOWN ## 6.5 KHz